Thankfully, nature had not intended for me to look like a billiard ball.
But, when on a journalist commission to find the hot new trends in male cosmetic surgery, I stumbled across a procedure that has since been dubbed the ‘lunch hour’ hair transplant.
This is because of its discreetness and simplicity: DHI or, to give it its full name, direct hair implantation.
Too good to be true? It certainly seemed so.
To test this theory I posed as a keen customer during consultations with several different companies, generating vastly different results.
One Harley Street doctor quoted me £17,000 and said I’d need several high-cost operations.
Another, based in mainland Europe, offered his services for ‘just’ £10,000, but the price of back-and-forth international travel wasn’t included.
Then, a more local practitioner suggested I undergo the old-fashioned ‘strip’ transplant, which involves cutting large chunks of the scalp away and replanting them.
A procedure which isn’t just fantastically painful, but also unsightly: leaving a huge, tell-tale horizontal scars at the back of the head.
Hardly ideal if I wanted something low-key, which is surely the watchword of any procedure. Especially for men.
But then, through my love for sport, I found DHI Medical Group – who, over 40 years, have worked with the likes of cricketer Phil Tufnell and Dutch International football Ronald de Boer.
Having met both of them on separate occasions, they were both enthusiastic about their experience and, more importantly, had impressive hairlines to prove it.
So I delved a little deeper – and booked in with a consultant at their New Cavendish Street branch in London, who not only detailed what would happen during the seven-hour procedure, but also guaranteed lifetime hair growth and 100 per cent safety.
This, they assured me, would be achieved by extracting hair follicles individually from the donor area (the lower back of the head that’s rarely affected by baldness), using a specifically-designed tool with a diameter of less than 1mm to avoid scarring.
Then, the follicles would be implanted one-by-one directly into the region suffering hair loss, creating cumulative density. No surgery, no stitches, no overnight stay.
It seemed too good to be true, but within days I was booked in.
My transformation started with a military style haircut.